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PERFORMANCES:

• Wed, Jul 01, 2026 at 06:30 PM
• Thurs, Jul 02, 2026 at 08:30 PM
• Sat, Jul 04, 2026 at 07:30 PM

RUNNING TIME: 90 min

PRICE: $18 Online, $20 At Door

At IRT: 154 Christopher St., NYC #3B (third floor)ADA AccessibleVISIT/CONTACT US»

Written by Scout Backus

Directed by Felicia Lobo

Assistant Directed by Charli Einhorn

Produced by Riley Scott, Rutger Scott, and Kyle Valentine

Marketing by Ariana Afradi

Performed by Ariana Afradi, Scout Bakus, Reuben Barsky, Jeremy Cohen, Maya Jennings, Jeffery Robb, Riley Scott, and Rutger Scott

Sound Designed by Matthew Keim

Lighting Design by Ivy Walker

Discussions of child abuse, pedophilia, rape, and animal cruelty/death.

Simulated masturbation, vomiting, cannibalism, and violence.

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ALab is an NYC theater festival that takes place several times a year at The IRT Theater in the West Village. Our mission is to present diverse, experimental works to new audiences at accessible prices while providing free resources and fair compensation to participating theater artists.

Festival Directors: Sophie Rossman and Luke Wisniewski

Lead Producer: Blaise Ylianna Hewlett

Contact alabfestival@gmail.com with questions. Follow us on insta @alab.theater

IRT Theater is a grassroots laboratory for independent theater and performance in New York City, providing space and support to a new generation of artists. Tucked away in the old Archive Building in Greenwich Village, IRT’s mission is to build a community of emerging and established artists by creating a home for the development and presentation of new work.

This program is supported, in part, by public funds from the New York State Council on the Arts and the New York State Legislature; New York City Department of Cultural Affairs in Partnership with the City Council; A.R.T./New York’s NYC Small Theatres Fund made possible with support from the Howard Gilman Foundation & support for ASL interpretation provided in part through funding from Access A.R.T./New York.

ACCESS: IRT is a fully wheelchair-accessible facility. Please reach out to Kori Rushton if you have any accessibility questions or concerns, krushton@irttheater.org